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EPISODE
V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Luke
encounters a fierce Wampa while trapped in the ice predators cave.
He uses the Force to reach out for his lightsaber
calls upon the
Force, that power of goodness, light, and interconnectedness in the spirit
of life
then slashes the Wampa, watches its bloody arm thump on
the floor and leave the hairy beast to shout in misery.
Of course,
the most famous scene in the movie is when it is revealed to Luke that
Darth Vader is his father. Vader, of course, has started the relationship
off on a friendly, open path by lopping his dear sons hand off,
watching it (and the lightsaber it clutches) fall into the bowels of the
Cloud City central chasm.
Funnily
enough, Luke only lets out one short, sharp shout when he loses his hand,
but when Vader just says four little words to him he starts howling like
a banshee, tears flowing to his eyes. If your hand just got chopped off,
would you be more depressed about that or the fact that your father happens
not to be dead? Personally Id rejoice and say Father! Youre
not dead! Oh happy day! and welcome him with open arms. Except that
Lukes arms arent quite as open as they used to be, his wingspan
somewhat reduced.
Meanwhile
Sigmund Freud is blaming all this on Padmé. No, seriously, don't
laugh, I've read some theories from actual film scholars that this scene
is a castration analogue. Great. So Star Wars is really about testicle
removal. Thank you, but I prefer to keep the male genitals out of discussion
of some of my favorite films of childhood.
Oh, and
lets not forget that Luke also loses his penis. I mean, lightsaber.
Well, its not hisits his fathersVaders.
Maybe Vader is trying to say: You lazy bum! Thats my lightsaber
and I dont want your unwashed hands touching it. Get off your ass
and make your own bloody lightsaber.
But what
happens to Lukes hand? Youll find out
All turns
out well for Luke in the end, though. He gets a new one on the Redemption,
an Alliance medical frigate with the sort of name that good guys give their ships. We see that his new hand looks realistic,
and can feel pain. He has regained his soul or humanity or whatever shit
George is trying to make us believe this week.
Then
he says the epic line May the Force be with you. What a great
last line for the movie! What a fantastic closing line! An affirmation
of courage, of hope, of camaraderie,
of connectedness in the oversoul of the world!
Then
he ruins it by saying Ow! while his new hands pain sensors
are being tested out.
God damn,
I hate these movies sometimes.
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