STAR THUMBS: WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE
available at AtomFilms

review written 2/22/2003

WHY GOD COMMA WHY

The far superior fan film The Formula has a line:"Dear holy Lord God Almighty of all that is good and sacred!" Such was my reaction to this, the worst fan film ever.

I watched it because the concept reminded me of the hilarious spoof Thumb Wars. Both involve thumbs. That is all.

Look! Look! A little thumb wearing a crappy Darth Vader helmet! Oh, this is comedy gold.

And the fact that they're playing Wheel of Fortune. But wait! They didn't call it that! Wheel of... oh, you'll never guess. Misfortune! MISFORTUNE! Ah-ha-ha-ha!

No pretty visuals or even competent lighting to distract me from the crapfest that is this. Bad jokes. Incompetence.

And this is what George Lucas thinks we do all day.

You know that old commercial with the Indian who cried because someone littered?

America's landscape = fan films. = me.

Litter = Star Thumbs: Wheel of Misfortune. A single tear runs down my cheek.